The brown toxic cloud

The brown toxic cloud strangling Los Angeles never lifts and grows thicker with every immigrant added. One can’t help appreciate the streets of Paris will soon become the streets of LA. However, Paris’ streets erupted while LA’s shall sink into a Third World quagmire much like Bombay or Calcutta, India. When you import that much … Read more

Each morning we sat

Each morning we sat reading our copy of the New York Times, the Washington Post or the Los Angeles Times and ruminated on their prophecies of doom and quagmire. Then we looked up to see, on television, correspondents actually embedded with our troops, reporting quick advances, one- sided firefights, melting opposition and, finally, welcoming crowds. … Read more

And a refrigerator may

And a refrigerator may hold a basket of strawberries, which would be important if a maniac said to you, If you don’t give me a basket of strawberries right now, I’m going to poke you with this large stick. But when the two elder Baudelaires and Quigley Quagmire opened the refrigerator, they found nothing that … Read more