Quotes for All
Someone told me something recently about Sarah Palin, someone I trusted in the book business. They said, I worked with Palin. She did an event at my bookstore, and she was really, really nice, and even more beautiful in person. I didn’t want to hear that. I wanted to hear that she was awful and … Read more
Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she’s not under-qualified for. David Letterman
During the debate, Palin winked, wrinkled her nose, and gave a shout-out to a third-grade class. Well, you know, that says commander-in-chief to me right there. You betcha! David Letterman
John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox. David Letterman
Sarah Palin’s book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you. David Letterman
They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip. David Letterman
You know, Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska, you know that. And she’s a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. So great, is what I’m thinking, another vice president that shoots a drinking buddy; just get ready. David Letterman
I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won’t give you a second can of Pepsi … She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes … She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the … Read more
Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the Governor of Alaska. First thing, she woke up and went out on her porch and waved goodbye to Russia. David Letterman
Sarah Palin had a big op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal, and she said she’s against death panels. And I thought, ‘Really? She’s the one who pulled the plug on the McCain campaign.’ David Letterman