Short Drinking

An intelligent man is

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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway

You can\’t be a

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You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer. Frank Zappa

You can\’t be a

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You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

An alcoholic is someone

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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do. Dylan Thomas

You’re not drunk if

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You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry