Many Enron employees lost
Many Enron employees lost 70 percent to 90 percent of their retirement assets after the company indicated that it would re-state profit reports. Elaine Chao
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Many Enron employees lost 70 percent to 90 percent of their retirement assets after the company indicated that it would re-state profit reports. Elaine Chao
A corporation like Enron is a person with a legal identity and no ethical accountability. Doug Berry
Wouldn’t it be great if all of Osama bin Laden’s money was tied up in Enron stock? Dennis Miller
The White House again refused to turn over discussions Vice President Cheney had with Enron officials over energy policy. Cheney said if he had to disclose every time some business donated a ton of money then came in to write its own policy to govern itself, he wouldn’t get any work done. Dennis Miller
Enron CEO Kenneth Lay has apparently just slipped across the border into Pakistan. David Letterman
Well, the manhunt continues for that elusive evil mastermind, but I’m telling you Enron CEO Kenneth Lay remains at large. David Letterman
Are you getting a big kick out of the Enron scandal? I find this interesting that whenever a big crisis starts, people start showing up in church. So, Ken Lay shows up in church this weekend. Church officials are still looking for the collection plates. David Letterman
These guys [the Catholic church] make Enron look like altar boys. Dan Rather
The Enron scandal continues. The U.S. Senate has announced they are going to subpoena Ken Lay and make him testify. Apparently Lay received the subpoena this morning and then, out of habit, immediately shredded it. Conan O’Brien
Over the weekend, former Enron executives Jeffrey Skilling and Rebecca Carter married each other during a huge ceremony in Houston. The happy couple is planning to honeymoon for three weeks in front of Congress. Conan O’Brien