Funny Money – Quotes

If there is anyone

If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are. Errol Flynn

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. Errol Flynn

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people Eddie Murphy

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. Earl Wilson

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. e. e. cummings

We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The health Commission allocation simply fell short of our expenditure. Frank Howard Clark

I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor. Francois Rabelais

I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. Fran Lebowitz

I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons. Douglas Adams