When the going gets
When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies. Erma Bombeck
Funny Thoughts
Never go to a
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
Advice is what we
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t. Erica Jong
Do not take life
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
If love is blind,
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Dorothy Parker
When the going gets
When the going gets tough, the tough go drinking. Bret Easton Ellis
An apple a day
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Benjamin Franklin
I either wrote at
I either wrote at the end of the night or sometimes in the morning. Sometimes they were full entries, or others I just wrote notes about things that happened that day or funny thoughts I’d had. If I had a truly eventful day, I’d take the time to write it all down in great detail. … Read more
When you are courting
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. Albert Einstein
When you are courting
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. Albert Einstein