I’m LEP. A captain.
I’m LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders. Eoin Colfer
Holly Short
I’m the crazy girly
I’m the crazy girly captain, Remember? Eoin Colfer
I can’t imagine what
I can’t imagine what they’re planning. But I can tell you two things. We won’t like it, and it won’t be legal. Eoin Colfer
HOLLY: Are you suggesting
HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I’m suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it. Eoin Colfer
I’m not threatening you.
I’m not threatening you. I’m just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command. Eoin Colfer
So if you’re not
So if you’re not Artemis Fowl, then who are you? The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. My name is Orion. I am so pleased to meet you at last. I am, of course, your servant. Holly shook the proferred hand, thinking that manners were lovely, but she really needed someone cunning and ruthless … Read more
Ah, my princess. Noble
Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both? Eoin Colfer
Holly frowned at her.
Holly frowned at her. Glad to see you’ve forgiven yourself so quickly. Harboring feelings of guilt can have a negative affect on mental health. Child geniuses, growled Holly. Genii, said Minerva. Eoin Colfer
Friendship isn’t a science
Friendship isn’t a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right. Eoin Colfer
Artemis Fowl will never
Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly. Eoin Colfer