I worry about scientists
I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along. Erma Bombeck
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I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along. Erma Bombeck
I quickly realized that more than any other vegetable, the potato evokes strong reactions in people. As the head of communications for the International Potato Centre in Peru put it, ‘No one gets worked up over lettuce like they do the potato.’ Elizabeth A. Johnson
The ones as big as sheep were easier to avoid, because you could see them coming, but when they flew in at the window and curled up under your eiderdown, and you did not find them till you went to bed, it was always a shock. The ones this size did not eat people, only … Read more
Everyone thinks he knows what a lettuce looks like. But start to draw one and you realise the anomaly of having lived with lettuces all your life but never having seen one, never having seen the semi-translucent leaves curling in their own lettuce way, never having noticed what makes a lettuce a lettuce rather than … Read more
He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce. Fintan O’Toole
I care not who hoes the lettuce of my country if I can eat the salad! F. Scott Fitzgerald
You can’t eat tomatoes because they’re tainted with deadly salmonella. First there was tainted lettuce. Now, tainted tomatoes. Who would have thought that the healthiest part of a B.L.T. would be the bacon? David Letterman
Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny. Dashiell Hammett
I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only had to recover from his near-death experience. I was so glad Reyes hadn’t ripped him to shreds. I liked him much better un-shredded. Unlike, say, my preference for lettuce or heavy metal guitar solos. Darynda Jones
There was always a slug on the lettuce. This was too good to be true. He had never trusted Jester, and didn’t trust David. He wasn’t going to let his gaurd down just yet. Being carful had kept him alive this far. There was no reason to stop being careful now. Charlie Higson