I like a girl
I like a girl who’s smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm. Eyedea
Quotes for All
I like a girl who’s smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm. Eyedea
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy – and Jill a wealthy widow. Evan Esar
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? Ernest Hemingway
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is. Erma Bombeck
There are too many confusing things present. Things I know. Thoughts I have. Sarcasm. Things I think I ought to be doing and places I ought to be going. Always other places. Erlend Loe
Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm. Erik Naggum
The truth is simple, you do not die from love. You only wish you did. Erica Jong
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. Eric Hoffer
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Emo Philips
How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding. Eoin Colfer