Politics Funny

Things are more like

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. Dwight D. Eisenhower

Instead of giving a

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson

For NASA, space is

For NASA, space is still a high priority. Dan Quayle

It’s wonderful to be

It’s wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. Dan Quayle

I love California, I

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. Dan Quayle

When I was a

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow

I have come to

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. Charles de Gaulle

Conservative, n: A statesman

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. Ambrose Bierce

I was recently on

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. Al Gore

We hang the petty

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop