Quotes for All
I think I did realize that early on, and then I went through a fun phase where I was figuring out who I was and the different sides of myself. I think like most women, I bought into a certain ideal of beauty that I didn’t quite fit into, and I tried to pretzel myself … Read more
My dad used to call me ‘the human pretzel’ because I was able to bend my body, and because my legs are very long. Erin Andrews
We stock up on popcorn and candy like we’re crossing the Sierras, don’t we? I’ll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. Is that the largest popcorn you’ve got there, that bucket? You don’t have a barrel or anything like that? Do you have a donkey or a pack mule … Read more
There will be all these fifty-year-old women wearing hot pants and squeezing themselves into pretzel shapes and then there will be me. Just reaching for my toes like they’re China. ‘Hello there! You’re so far away, I can’t get to you! Can you even hear me? E. Lockhart
Gallowglass returned to Sporrengasse with two vampires and a pretzel. Deborah Harkness
Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking on a pretzel. David Letterman
A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of dairy products, fresh meats and fish and a whole slew of special gluten-free delights to satisfy your pretzel-bagel-muffin-doughnut craving. Daphne Oz
Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels… Chocolate. So afraid to be alone. Dana Gould
What wasdat, sir? What wazzat sir? What wassat, sir?” “Wayne, what are you babbling about?” Waxillium asked. “Practicing my pretzel guy,” Wayne said. “He had a great accent…” Waxillium glanced at him. That hat looks ridiculous.” “Fortunately, I can change hats,” Wayne said in the pretzel-guy accent, “while you, sir, are stuck with that face. … Read more
Your fuselage shouldn’t open more easily than your pretzel bag. Bill Maher