Retirement Speech

When men reach their

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. Gail Sheehy

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. Ella Harris

As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning. Earl Nightingale

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. Chi Chi Rodriguez

The Republican Party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend of chickens. Charles Taylor Manatt

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb

I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make-up box. Bette Davis

When one door closes, another one opens. Alexander Graham Bell

Retired is being tired twice, I’ve thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. Richard Armour