A retired husband is
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. Ella Harris
Retirement Humor
As in all successful
As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning. Earl Nightingale
Preparation for old age
Preparation for old age should begin not later than one’s teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement. Dwight L. Moody
If people concentrated on
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson
If you drink don’t
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt. Dean Martin
When a man retires,
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. Chi Chi Rodriguez
I always arrive late
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb
In this country men
In this country men seem to live for action as long as they can and sink into apathy when they retire. Charles Francis Adams, Sr.
Gainfully unemployed, very proud
Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too. Charles Baxter
God has a plan
God has a plan for your retirement. Billy Graham