I would not want
I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland. Eugene McCarthy
Sarcastic
He is so mean,
He is so mean, he won’t let his little baby have more than one measle at a time. Eugene Field
Poor Faulkner. Does he
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? Ernest Hemingway
One thing they never
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is. Erma Bombeck
When people are free
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. Eric Hoffer
Almost all of my
Almost all of my early art dealt with the fallout from middle-class taboos, the messy, the ambivalent emotions couples felt, the inherent racism, the sexual tensions and the unhappiness roiling below the surface of our prim suburban lives. Meanwhile I was a suburban bad boy – cynical, sarcastic, contemptuous of all authority. Eric Fischl
When I was a
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Emo Philips
I\\’m stupid, I\\’m ugly,
I’m stupid, I’m ugly, I’m dumb, I smell. Did I mention I’m stupid? Eminem
To the people I
To the people I forgot, you weren’t on my mind for some reason and you probably don’t deserve any thanks anyway. Eminem
My whole family is
My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes. Emily Deschanel