Designers don\\’t put out
Designers don’t put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating. Elayne Boosler
Sweater Vests
A lifevest protects you
A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls. Demetri Martin
I was talking to
I was talking to a friend about Santorum. He said, ‘For all my years in the State Department, I know one thing. Terrorists, what they fear most is a guy in a sweater vest.’ David Letterman
Another thing I take
Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on play dates, or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests. Chelsea Handler
Rick Santorum doesn’t like
Rick Santorum doesn’t like sex. He doesn’t like the pill. He really doesn’t like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on to prevent procreation, nothing works better that a sweater vest. Bill Maher
It only cost Mitt
It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest. Andy Borowitz
Sweater, n.: garment worn
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. Ambrose Bierce