Television has borrowed from
Television has borrowed from the carnival midway the barker’s tease: \”Coming Up Next: a Perfect 10\” (Sex? Bo Derek? No, the weatherman comes on to say that tomorrow will be nice). Edwin Diamond
Weathermen
Why did God invent
Why did God invent economists? To make weathermen feel good about themselves. David I. Rozenberg
If you hear an
If you hear an expert talking about the Internet and saying it [does] this, or it will do that, you should treat it with the same skepticism that you might treat the comments of an economist about the economy or a weatherman about the weather. Danny Hillis
The weatherman is not
The weatherman is not only blamed for his failure to foretell, he is blamed for the weather itself. Chuck Jones
I began as a
I began as a weatherman and I learned very quickly I wasn’t very good at it. Bob Iger
In England when you
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much. Bob Hope
You don’t need a
You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Bob Dylan
I hate all those
I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing. Billy Connolly
There’s no such thing
There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes. Billy Connolly
Today a young man
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the Weather. Bill Hicks