The only reason I
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Erma Bombeck
Running Funny
You have to forget
You have to forget your last marathon before you try another. Your mind can’t know what’s coming. Frank Shorter
No doubt a brain
No doubt a brain and some shoes are essential for marathon success, although if it comes down to a choice, pick the shoes. More people finish marathons with no brains than with no shoes. Don Kardong
If you run 100
If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want – Why? Because (a) you’ll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you’ll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway. Don Kardong
Run like hell and
Run like hell and get the agony over with. Clarence DeMar
Cross Country: No half
Cross Country: No half times, no time outs, no substitutions. It must be the only true sport. Chuck Norris
Every morning in Africa,
Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up, it knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn’t matter whether you’re the lion or a gazelle-when the sun … Read more
It is true that
It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it. Brooks Johnson
There’s no such thing
There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes. Billy Connolly
Good things come slow,
Good things come slow, especially in distance running. Bill Dellinger