I like long walks,
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen
That I walk around calling people ‘dummy’ and ‘hockey puck’. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I’m nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that. Don Rickles
When you’re being earnest, people think you’re being sarcastic and when you’re being sarcastic, they think you’re being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate. Charlie Brooker
I thought I’d lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while, he grunted, It relaxes me. It does? Oh – you’re being sarcastic. That’s a good sign probably. Cassandra Clare
The best things in life are free – and $19.95. Billy Mays
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. Ashleigh Brilliant
Aw, now look at that, you’re being sarcastic, aren’t you? Alyson Noel
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Alan Dundes