There is more refreshment
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. Edward Lucas
Funny Sarcastic
Puberty is the sickest
Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you’re just noticing members of the sex: \”Girls girls, ooo\”. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says \”No! You will look the worst you’ve ever looked in your life!\” Eddie Izzard
Two great European narcotics,
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. Friedrich Nietzsche
When a hunter is
When a hunter is in a tree stand with high moral values and with the proper hunting ethics and richer for the experience, that hunter is 20 feet closer to God. Fred Bear
Alcohol may be man\’s
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. Frank Sinatra
I think the next
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. Frank A. Clark
When I drink, I
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink. Francois Rabelais
If they took all
If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you. Dick Gregory
As women slowly gain
As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control the family funds, they generally spend more on health, nutrition, and education – and less on alcohol and cigarettes. Dee Dee Myers
If you drink don’t
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt. Dean Martin