In the beginning the
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams
Funny And Witty
I’ve worked a lot
I’ve worked a lot with Noah Baumbach, and he doesn’t make it easy to like his characters, but the stories are funny and witty and there’s an edge to that kind of humanity. Ciaran Hinds
If at first you
If at first you don’t succeed, then drag racing isn’t for you. Christopher Titus
Show me a sane
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. Carl Jung
You know you’re getting
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
The surest sign that
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Bill Watterson
A word to the
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby
Maybe this world is
Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. Aldous Huxley
The problems that exist
The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them. Albert Einstein
Only two things are
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. Albert Einstein