Kitties

Dogs come when they\\’re

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. Eloisa James

Kitty Wells was the

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Kitty Wells was the first and only Queen of Country Music, no matter what they call the rest of us. She was a great inspiration to me as well as every other female singer in the country music business. In addition to being a wonderful asset to country music, she was a wonderful woman. We … Read more

Here, kitty, kitty, Chico

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Here, kitty, kitty, Chico says. The cover of his cage is still on, making his tiny clown voice slightly muffled. I feel bad for him under there, just waiting to start his evil little day…Freud walks toward Chico in his slinky fashion, sits under his cage and just stares. We have satanic pets…our pets seem … Read more

Thanksgiving is the day

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Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, ‘How long has Mom been drinking like this?’ My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, ‘Here, kitty, kitty.’ David Letterman

Kitty Kelley’s method, already

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Kitty Kelley’s method, already perfected in her unauthorised and unflattering biographies of Frank Sinatra and Nancy Reagan, is to write bestsellers that take what she describes as an ‘unblinking look’ at their subjects – which might, of course, mean that her eyes are permanently open or permanently closed… the result is a work so bad … Read more