An intelligent man is
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway
Irish Beer
Always do sober what
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
You can\’t be a
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer. Frank Zappa
You can\’t be a
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa
In heaven there is
In heaven there is no beer. That’s why we drink ours here. Frank Yankovic
Alcohol may be man\’s
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. Frank Sinatra
When money\’s tight and
When money’s tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN. Flann O’Brien
Without question, the greatest
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
St. Patrick… one of
St. Patrick… one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish. Charles Madigan
When we drink, we
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven! Brian O’Rourke