If you run 100
If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want – Why? Because (a) you’ll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you’ll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway. Don Kardong
Calories
Juno MacGuff: You can
Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints. Diablo Cody
For many years, I
For many years, I was obsessed about what I was eating, how many calories it had, and how much exercise I’d have to do. Dennis Quaid
When I ran across
When I ran across America, for 75 days I ate 10,000 calories a day. I still lost about five pounds. Dean Karnazes
Of course building a
Of course building a kitchen makes all the symmetric sense in the world because everybody’s burning calories at 120 beats a minute. You could even register it on a graph at the DJ booth. How fast are they burning calories, sir? 126 a minute. Are you sure? Oh, I’m very sure. You can meter that … Read more
Everything you do, burns
Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings. Dave Attell
Valentine’s Day is celebrated
Valentine’s Day is celebrated a little differently here in L.A. Nobody eats chocolate because of the calories, so people give each other tofu-shaped boxes filled with bean curd. Then they fantasize about what their Pilates instructor would be like if he was straight. Craig Ferguson
If the poor overweight
If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor. Christiaan Barnard
This women/ killer was
This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That’s why psychos are always so skinny. Chelsea Handler
We in the richest
We in the richest societies have too many calories even as we starve for beautiful, fresh food; we have overly large houses but lack spaces that truly embody our individuality and connectedness; media surround us everywhere while we starve for authentic communication. We are offered entertainment every second of the day but lack the chance … Read more