Witty Birthday

If we could be

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. Euripides

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck

You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. Francis Spellman

Today you are you! That is truer than true! Dr. Seuss

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. C. E. M. Joad

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. Brian Tracy

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. Bob Hope

To me – old age is always ten years older than I am. Bernard Baruch

Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them. Anna Magnani

In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln