When the going gets
When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies. Erma Bombeck
Funny Chocolate
I never do any
I never do any television without chocolate. That’s my motto and I live by it. Quite often I write the scripts and I make sure there are chocolate scenes. Actually I’m a bit of a chocolate tart and will eat anything. It’s amazing I’m so slim. Dawn French
My therapist told me
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. Dave Barry
Your hand and your
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain. Dave Barry
Coffee and chocolate-the inventor
Coffee and chocolate-the inventor of mocha should be sainted. Cherise Sinclair
Exercise is a dirty
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Charles M. Schulz
All you need is
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles M. Schulz
When the going gets
When the going gets tough, the tough go drinking. Bret Easton Ellis
There’s nothing better than
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee. Bobby Heenan
Your face makes my
Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding! Andy Milonakis