Funniest Love – Quotes

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I’ve learned that you can’t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they’ll panic and give in. Emo Philips

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Dorothy Parker

You call it madness, but I call it love. Don Byas

I love you like a fat kid love cake. Curtis Jackson

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. Courteney Cox

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles M. Schulz

You can’t make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in Caleb Followill

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope

Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end. Ann Brashares