Funny Valentines Day

Sex, unlike justice, should

Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done. Evelyn Laye

Love is a game

Love is a game that two can play and both win. Eva Gabor

Some emotions don’t make

Some emotions don’t make a lot of noise. It’s hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint – like a heartbeat. And pure love – why, some days it’s so quiet, you don’t even know it’s there. Erma Bombeck

True love comes quietly,

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal

I’d rather have roses

I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. Emma Goldman

I require only three

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. Dorothy Parker

If love is blind,

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Dorothy Parker

You’d be surprised how

You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap! Dolly Parton

I wish Adam had

I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. Dion Boucicault

Valentine’s Day money-saving tip:

Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. David Letterman