If people concentrated on
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson
Funny Retirement
If you drink don’t
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt. Dean Martin
When a man retires,
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. Chi Chi Rodriguez
The Republican Party is
The Republican Party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend of chickens. Charles Taylor Manatt
Sanders was a friend
Sanders was a friend of chickens. Charles Taylor Manatt
I always arrive late
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb
In this country men
In this country men seem to live for action as long as they can and sink into apathy when they retire. Charles Francis Adams, Sr.
Gainfully unemployed, very proud
Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too. Charles Baxter
Never get out of
Never get out of bed before noon. Charles Bukowski
Cessation of work is
Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses Cato the Elder