Drinking Cheers

Alcohol may be man\’s

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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. Frank Sinatra

You’re not drunk if

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You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin

When we drink, we

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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven! Brian O’Rourke

I have a total

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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. Brendan Behan

I feel sorry for

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I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on. Adrian Rogers

I believe, if we

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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice. Abraham Lincoln