An intelligent man is
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today. Edgar Allan Poe
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer. Frank Zappa
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. Dave Moulton
The letters in ‘Brace Beemer’ can be arranged to spell ‘Embrace Beer.’ Dave Barry
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry