Always do sober what

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway

Alcohol may be man\’s

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. Frank Sinatra

An alcoholic is someone

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do. Dylan Thomas

Oh, you hate your

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar. Drew Carey

You’re not drunk if

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin