Beer Love

Fill with mingled cream

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Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today. Edgar Allan Poe

You can\’t be a

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You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer. Frank Zappa

You can\’t be a

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You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

Alcohol may be man\’s

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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. Frank Sinatra

Without question, the greatest

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry

He that drinks fast,

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He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking. Benjamin Franklin

We hear of the

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We hear of the conversion of water into wine at the marriage in Cana as of a miracle. But this conversion is, through the goodness of God, made every day before our eyes. Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, and which incorporates itself with the grapes, to be changed into wine; … Read more

Wine is constant proof

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin