An intelligent man is

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway

Always do sober what

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway

Fill with mingled cream

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today. Edgar Allan Poe

You can\’t be a

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer. Frank Zappa

You can\’t be a

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa