Getting Drunk – Quotes

I’ve always watched actors

I’ve always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I’m happy to join their ranks Ethan Hawke

Always do sober what

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway

I have actually programmed a fair bit in Perl, like I have C++ code published with my name on it. Other things I have tried and have no intention to do again if I can at all avoid it include smoking, getting drunk enough to puke and waste the whole next day with hang-over, breaking … Read more

I have strong doubts

I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the ‘history’ I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America’s traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it’s a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all. Ellen Orleans

If you\’re going to

If you’re going to drive a Hummer and buy carbon offsets, that’s like getting drunk every night and getting into an AA meeting, throwing money in the basket, and leaving. Ed Begley, Jr.

First you take a

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. F. Scott Fitzgerald

Oh, you hate your

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar. Drew Carey

And I sat there

And I sat there getting drunker and drunker and more in love and more in love…And you can never touch a girl in the same way more than once, twice, or another number of times however much you may wish to hold, wrap, or otherwise fix her hand, or look, or some other quality, or … Read more

As long as I

As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk. Don Newcombe

As a physician who

As a physician who was smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, getting drunk on weekends, stressed out about having 35 patients in the hospital, and not being able to help either them or myself, I had my existential crisis way before I met Maharishi. I did meet him and he was an influence, but … Read more