My fans are so
My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I’ve got some really, really, funny, clever fans. Ellie Goulding
Funny Clever
When life gives you
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Cathy Guisewite
A word to the
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby
Always end the name
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby
Wine is constant proof
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin
The problems that exist
The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them. Albert Einstein
When you are courting
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. Albert Einstein
When you are courting
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. Albert Einstein